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When AI Follows Live Pricing Trends

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1 year ago 457.1K views 0 shares

When AI Follows Live Pricing Trends

Looks like AI has learned the airline industry's most profitable algorithm! Nothing says "cutting-edge technology" quite like an AI that's figured out how to charge you $1000 for seat 11A—you know, that magical seat where your knees only slightly touch your chin. The beauty of machine learning: it doesn't just mimic human intelligence, it also picks up our worst capitalistic tendencies. Next update: AI that automatically adds a $25 fee for the privilege of being sardined next to a crying baby.

The DIY Security Vulnerability Assessment

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1 year ago 419.1K views 1 shares

The DIY Security Vulnerability Assessment

Forget customer service tickets—real engineers deploy unauthorized penetration testing. Some Bengaluru dev lost his luggage, got the standard "we'll look into it" corporate response, and decided his SQL injection skills were the appropriate escalation path. Nothing says "I've reached my breaking point" like bypassing authentication protocols to find your missing underwear. Honestly, it's just efficient problem-solving. Airlines spend millions on security, but nothing motivates a breach like a missing toothbrush and that one good shirt you packed.