Agentic ai Memes

So the guy who built one of the most sophisticated AI coding assistants thinks "loops are the future." You know, that thing we've been using since like... 1949? It's like Elon Musk announcing that wheels are revolutionary transportation tech. Here's the thing though - he's probably talking about agentic loops where AI keeps iterating on code until it works, which is actually kind of wild when you think about it. But out of context? It sounds like he just discovered for loops and is absolutely mind-blown. "Running at any time" - yeah Boris, that's what loops do. They run. Sometimes forever if you forget the exit condition, but we've all been there. The irony of an AI pioneer rediscovering the most fundamental programming concept is chef's kiss. Next up: "Variables? Game changer."

The entire AI economy balancing on the tiny ball of "reasoning LLMs" while desperate developers beg their models to just return valid JSON without screwing up the syntax is painfully real. Six months of development, millions in VC funding, and your entire product crashes because an AI can't remember to close a curly brace. Meanwhile, VCs are throwing cash at anything with "agentic" in the pitch deck. The modern tech equivalent of building a mansion on a toothpick foundation and wondering why it keeps falling over.