Ad-blocker Memes

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Sadly They Don't Accept Donations

Sadly They Don't Accept Donations
When someone suggests paying for YouTube Premium to avoid ads, but you've already made your choice. Billy knows what's up โ€“ why pay a monthly subscription when uBlock Origin exists and does the job perfectly for free? The irony is delicious: YouTube doesn't have a donation button, but they sure want that Premium money. Meanwhile, developers are out here installing ad blockers faster than you can say "skip ad." The real kicker? If YouTube actually accepted donations like Wikipedia, we'd probably all feel guilty enough to throw them a few bucks. But nope, it's either Premium or the ad blocker life. Billy chose wisely.

Catblock Activated!

Catblock Activated!
When you finally get tired of uBlock Origin's corporate branding and decide to go open source with a more... organic solution. The latency is terrible and it blocks legitimate content 90% of the time, but at least it purrs when you pet it. Side effects include random keyboard inputs, deleted production code, and an inexplicable increase in mouse-related 404 errors. Still better than disabling JavaScript entirely though.

Biting The Hand That Feeds Your Paycheck

Biting The Hand That Feeds Your Paycheck
The irony is strong with this one! Blocking ads while simultaneously wishing for higher pay as a web dev is like sawing off the branch you're sitting on. That snake eating its own tail (ouroboros) perfectly captures the self-defeating cycle we create. We build websites funded by ads, then personally ensure no one sees those ads, then wonder why clients won't pay us more. It's the digital equivalent of shooting yourself in the foot while complaining about the cost of shoes.