Account-recovery Memes

Steam's account recovery system is like that friend who helps you move but accidentally drops your TV down the stairs. Sure, you got your account back, but now you've lost every game, friend, achievement, and screenshot from the last decade. Meanwhile Microsoft's over here like "we deleted everything just to be safe" as if nuking your entire digital library is somehow more secure than just changing the password. Both companies treating your account like it's contaminated evidence that needs to be incinerated. Nothing says "customer service" quite like making the victim suffer more than the hacker.