1password Memes

Remember when logging in was just username and password? Yeah, me neither at this point. Now we've got this beautiful daisy chain of OAuth hell where you need to authenticate through four different services just to check your email. Tailscale redirects to Google, Google redirects to 1Password, and then your Apple Watch buzzes asking if you really meant to exist today. The best part? You started this journey 10 minutes ago just to SSH into your homelab. Modern security is basically a Russian nesting doll of authentication prompts, and somewhere in there, you've forgotten what you were even trying to log into.