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Content are you an idiot? yes no do you have a life? yes mac Windows no LINUX

Content Memeloper iammemeloper Linux users, when they need to run a command in the terminal: 4 1 1 Ah, here it is! 6:25 AM 5522 Twitter for Android

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Content my linkedin profile R, python, javascript, shiny, dplyr, purrr, ditto, ggplot, d3, canvas, spark, sawk, pyspark, sparkly, lodash, lazy, bootstrap, jupyter, vulpix, git, flask, numpy, pandas, feebas, scikit, pm, bayes, h2o.ai, sparkling-water, tensorflow, keras, onyx, ekans, hadoop, scala, unity, metapod, gc, cllc, krebase, neodj, hadoop. I typically ask recruiters to point out which of these are pokemon.

Behold the ULTIMATE ransomware protection plan - hire people who look like they invented their own operating system in a basement while surviving on nothing but Mountain Dew and philosophical manifestos! 💀 Hackers take one look at these magnificent beasts and think: "Nope, these lunatics probably have 17 layers of encryption I've never even HEARD of and a network architecture that would make my brain explode." They're not securing your data - they're SCARING THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS out of cyber criminals with their chaotic aura of technical superiority! The long-haired Unix wizard on the left doesn't even need antivirus - viruses apologize to HIM for existing. The guy in red? He's definitely got backdoors into systems that haven't been invented yet. Pure intimidation tactics!

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