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Content Nicholas White 3rd Software Engineer YouTuber in G Follow Hey guys I'm hiring some software engineers to help me build a simple portfolio website. Requirements listed below Required - 5 years of experience scaling a production web application to millions of users - 10 years of experience with NextJS and Typescript - 3 years of robotics experience using ROS - Familiar with popular digital signal processing techniques - Ph.D. in Parapsychology and Biochemistry - Expertise with assembly language and crypography - Some knowlege of blockchain technologies Please reach out if you meet these requirements. This position is UNPAID

Content Select the wrong database TEACHINE (93216 rows affected! Type a risky command (93216 rows affected)

Content No Yes Run any Git command Did you mess up? Yes Use the first answer on Stackoverflow Did it work? No Delete the repo and run git clone

Content OTHER CODING STYLES: "Use descriptive variable names" Linux kernel coding style LOCAL variable names should be short, and to the point. If you have some random integer loop counter, it should probably be called i.

Content THE 1 PROGRAMMER EXCUSE FOR LEGITIMATELY SLACKING OFF: "MY CODE'S COMPILING." HEY! GET BACK TO WORK: GITLAB PIPELINE OH. CARRY ON.

Content Software developers don't spend 8-12 continuous hours at their desk pumping out code every single day. Sure knowing how to code is a necessity in their profession. However, there's requirements to understand. Meetings to attend. Actual human interaction that happens almost as frequently as when they're writing code depending on the company and framework. You have just described run of the mill mediocre coders. Those are a dime a dozen and are easily replaceable and not worth hiring at all based on Elon Musks standards. An elite coder would be someone like John Carmack who would literally spend all day and night coding for months to ship a game. He or she would know all the ins and out of the full stack including both software and hardware and networking. They would build state of the art technology in months when experts thought it would be impossible. And in the end they would ship game after game after game with a team of 6. In this case, replace game with twitter features.