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Content When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page. Habilita JavaScript para ver Google Maps.

Oh, the classic "I'll definitely use getters and setters properly this time" delusion! Every developer swears they'll implement proper encapsulation, then 10 years later realizes they've written exactly zero getters that actually do anything besides return value; . We all pretend we're writing enterprise-grade code that might need validation later, but deep down we know we're just adding extra keystrokes to feel professional. The angry face at the end is just perfect - nothing triggers developer rage quite like being confronted with our own coding hypocrisy.

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Content Jameson Lopp lopp Lawmakers are crappy coders. They don't KISS. They don't write tests. They deploy directly to prod. They rarely peer review code. They don't garbage collect unused routines. They continue heaping complexity upon complexity until the system collapses under its own weight. 6:18 AM Aug 3, 2021 Twitter for Android ProdrammerHumor.io