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The evolution of "Hello World" across programming languages is the perfect developer origin story: Python: print("Hello World") - Clean, simple, gets straight to the point. C++: printf("Hello World\n"); - Adds a semicolon because apparently periods weren't formal enough. Java: System.out.println("Hello World"); - Why use 5 characters when 21 will suffice? Corporate verbosity at its finest. JavaScript: npm install hello-world - Why write code when you can import someone else's? Modern problems require modern dependencies. And this, friends, is why your node_modules folder is larger than the known universe.

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