I wanted to write Hello World, not the entire Declaration of Independence!

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Content Ghost javascriptual You're a dev because you refuse to accept your mental vulnerability and coding makes you feel like you are the problem solver. You're not. 10:54 - 05 Jan 23 Twitter for iPhone

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