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Ah, the classic Indian tech job listing paradox! What we have here is the digital equivalent of ordering a pepperoni pizza but writing "vegan" in parentheses. This job posting is looking for a "Python Developer (Java)" in Bangalore - the Silicon Valley of India - which is like asking for someone who can simultaneously be a cat and a dog. Every seasoned developer has seen these recruiter masterpieces where they just throw programming languages into a blender. After 15 years in the industry, I can confirm this is how you end up with developers who put "proficient in Python, Java, C++, Rust, Haskell, COBOL, and interpretive dance" on their resumes. Translation: "We want someone who knows Python but will eventually force them to maintain our legacy Java codebase that nobody wants to touch."

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Ah, the classic "six-month Python guru" ambition that lasted approximately five minutes. This is the programming equivalent of saying "I'm going to get abs this year" while ordering a large pizza. The punchline hits harder than a Java NullPointerException - dude abandoned Python faster than people close Stack Overflow tabs after finding their answer. The 120 upvotes on "I switched to Java" is just the chef's kiss of collective programmer schadenfreude.

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