I hate Java for this

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Content Java be like: It's 'String not 'string

[text] F Mayank Joshi dermayank Dear recruiters if you are looking for Java Python PHP React Angular PostgreSQL Redis MongoDB AWS S3 EC2 ECS EKS nix system administration Git and Cl with TDD Docker Kubernetes Thats not a Full Stack Developer Thats an entire IT department 352 PM 29 Jun 21 Twitter for Mac 1403 Retweets 117 Quote Tweets 5532 Likes

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Content PYTHON THIS IS PLAGIARISM. YOU CAN'T JUST "IMPORT ESSAY." JAVA I'M TWO PAGES IN AND I STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. ASSEMBLY DID YOU REALLY HAVE TO REDEFINE EVERY WORD IN THE ENGUISH LANGUAGE? THIS IS GREAT, BUT YOU FORGOT TO ADD A NULL TERMINATOR NOW I'M JUST READING GARBAGE. C I ASKED FOR ONE COPY, NOT FOUR HUNDRED. UNIX SHELL I DON'T HAVE PERMISSION TO READ THIS. LATEX YOUR PAPER MAKES NO GODDAMN SENSE, BUT IrIS THE MOST BEAUTFUL THING I HAVE EVER LAD EYES ON. HIML THIS IS A FLOWER POT. ProarammerHumor.io

Content FROGRAMMING EXPLAINED WITH MUSIC PHP IS COUNtR IT SUCKS BUT IT'S EVERYWHERE toggl JAVASCRIPT 15 A ONE- MAN BAND IT DOES EVERYTHING (THOUGH IT PROBABLY SHOULDN'T C IS HARD ROCK - IT USED TO BE PRETTY POPULAR BUT MOST PEOPLE HAVE OUTGROWN IT CSS IS MUMBLE RAP - ANYONE CAN DO IT AND IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU A PROGRAMMER HASKELL IS JAZZ- COMPLEX, BUT INCREDIBLY POWERFUL AND FLEXIBLE (IF YOU KNOW How USE SWIFT IS U2 - You HAVE IT BECAUSE APPLE GAVE IT TO YOU JAVA IS AN OBSCURE 17-CENTURY SYMPHONY - YOU HAVE TO TAKE A CLASS TO KNOW ABOUT IT. LISP IS BLACK METAL - NO ONE UNDERSTANDS IT AND ITS FANS MAKE PEOPLE NERVOUS MART VIRKUS '19 ProarammerHumor.io