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Dropped a few grand on a beast gaming rig with an RTX 4090, 64GB RAM, and liquid cooling "for her Excel spreadsheets"... only to find her absolutely crushing it at Zuma. That's right, not Cyberpunk, not Elden Ring—we're talking about a marble-matching puzzle game from 2003 that could run on a potato powered by spite.
Those colored balls have never been rendered at such glorious framerates. The frog statue is experiencing ray tracing it never asked for. Each marble is being processed by more CUDA cores than NASA used to land on the moon. But hey, at least the GPU temps are staying cool—nothing says "efficient resource utilization" like 2% GPU usage.
The real kicker? She's probably having more fun than most of us with our $3000 setups playing the latest AAA titles that crash every 20 minutes. Sometimes the best hardware is wasted on the wisest people.
