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Content Jake Williams MalwareJake Follow Dear web developers, The answer is zero. Zero. Get it through your thick skulls. Zero is the number of times anyone has EVER wanted something to autoplay on your site and start making noise. I'd honestly rather you mine crypto-currency in my browser than use my speakers. kthxbye 1:24 AM - 25 Feb 2018 10,894 Retweets 41,195 Likes 560 17 11k 41K

Content It might come in handy on April Fool's day. Apparently, there is the Greek question mark - U037E, which looks like a semicolon (;). When your teammate turns away, change any semicolon in their code to this character. Sit back and enjoy their reaction :) Everything will seem fine, but the code will not compile. (C) The "60 terrible tips for a C developer" book Unicode Character";" (U037E) a

Reddit's tab proudly announcing it's devouring 1.5 GB of RAM like it's a lightweight achievement. Meanwhile, your computer is silently screaming as Reddit joins Chrome in the "let's hoard all system resources" competition. The real web development flex isn't making something efficient—it's making users upgrade their hardware to scroll through cat pictures and programming jokes.

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