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Parents buying programming books for babies while poor Toby's already driven to alcoholism at age 3. When your parents force-feed you C++, HTML, CSS, and JavaScript before you can even form complete sentences, your career path is pretty much decided. That kid's thousand-yard stare says it all - he's already debugging nested callbacks in his sippy cup. The modern tech parenting approach: skip the alphabet books and go straight to syntax errors. No wonder he's hitting the bottle early - he probably dreams in segmentation faults.

The duality of software development in its purest form. Users react to working features with the enthusiasm of someone watching paint dry. Meanwhile, developers lose their minds with excitement when their code actually works as intended. It's like watching someone celebrate finding a matching sock versus discovering cold fusion. The bar for developer happiness is so low it's practically a tripping hazard in hell.

Content When you ask the backend developer to choose color shades for the website frontend

The four horsemen of software development reality! What starts as a sleek feature with fancy wheels quickly turns into a normal stroller during dev testing. By QA testing, someone's frantically running with it like they're late for a meeting. Then the ACTUAL USERS? They're doing skateboard tricks with a baby stroller while the baby flies out! No wonder developers wake up in cold sweats. Your perfectly engineered baby carrier somehow becomes an extreme sport equipment in production. This is why we can't have nice things in software—users will find ways to break your code that would never occur to a sane developer's mind.

GASP! The tragic romance that could never be! Visual Studio Code and JetBrains IDEs - separated by subscription fees and keyboard shortcuts that would make Shakespeare weep! Their love is doomed from the start! He, a free-spirited VS Code boy with his extensions and open-source charm. She, a sophisticated JetBrains girl with her premium features and superior code completion. Their families (Microsoft and JetBrains) would NEVER approve! Developers around the world are forced to choose sides in this heart-wrenching IDE war. The RAM usage alone would destroy any computer brave enough to run them both simultaneously! A modern tragedy in silicon and syntax! 💔

Content I need an experienced devops person that knows cloud and databases well for a lead developer position We have a perfect match: two years experience in total, seems to be a job hopper and he did only react in his last three positions