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The duality of regex existence: writing it with scientific precision vs. reading it like you're trying to decipher alien hieroglyphics with a hammer. That moment when your carefully crafted pattern looks like pure genius during creation but transforms into complete gibberish when you revisit it three days later. It's basically the programming equivalent of drunk texting yourself.

The eternal struggle of CS education! CS students are huddled around "competitive coding" like it's the holy grail, while "software development" is literally falling asleep behind them. Classic academia-industry disconnect right there. Universities: "Here's how to invert a binary tree in O(log n) time!" Industry: "Can you please just make this button blue without breaking the entire codebase?"

Content Serdar Senay You Don't build products, build ecosystems! now Next time you're annoyed by debugging, remember: "We write code for fun, and get paid to fix bugs" Like Comment J Repost send Add a comment...

The evolution of a programmer's Saturday night after a few beers is painfully accurate. Start the evening feeling ambitious, cracking open that book on complex concurrency algorithms thinking "tonight's the night I finally master this!" Two beers later, reality sets in. "Maybe I'll just read about the simple concurrency stuff instead." By beer four, all pretense of sophistication is gone. Just point to the mutex and grunt "lock thing make code no breaky." And that's how senior developers are born. Not through education, but through the gradual acceptance that sometimes the simplest solution is just to prevent everyone from touching your stuff at the same time.

Content How to do coding ROBOBBLOT LAPPLE DALLA: You write some code in the editor Then you try executing it. Fuck! You messed it all up, just like everything else you do. Your code is exactly like your life. ProarammerHumor.io A lot of bugs, unreadable... ... and no one loves you.

Content C DEV Who are you? SEGMENTATION FAULT (CORE DUMPED) CDEV Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down? imgfig.com