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Content Don't work hard work intelligent Client: Hello, so I ordered 1000 cubes for my home made pyramid but you sent me 998 ones and 2 spheres. Boss: What do you mean, we don't even sell spheres. Client: Well, apparently one of your employees spent the entire work day cutting two of them into spheres so he can roll them. Boss: Oh lord, it was probably John, he is kind of an idiot. We will fix this as soon as possible. Client: Thanks a lot.

Content out of bugfixes LEGOLAS! HOW MANY BUGFIXES DID YOU MAKE ELEVEN! ELEVEN? THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF BUGS OUT THERE! ProarammerHumor.io AND I FIXED ELEVEN OF THEM, YOU'RE WELCOME!

The duality of coding confidence! On the left, the TDD practitioner smugly smiles because their tests were written before the code, so green tests actually mean something. On the right, the dark side reveals the non-TDD developer's twisted grin—sure, all tests are green, but only because they wrote tests that validate whatever garbage they already implemented. It's like measuring your height with a ruler you made yourself. "Look mom, I'm 7 feet tall!"

Content When you google an error but nobody asked about it yet

The universe has a sick sense of humor. You stare at your code for 8 hours straight? Nothing. One lightbulb. But the second you step away to stuff your face, take a shower, or sit on the porcelain throne? BAM! Suddenly your brain floods with brilliant solutions! It's like your subconscious is holding your debugging skills hostage until you're in the most inconvenient situation possible. And of course, the bathroom is where true genius strikes – probably because it's the only place where no one expects you to immediately jump back to your keyboard. Next sprint planning I'm just going to schedule "tactical bathroom breaks" instead of debugging sessions. Much more efficient.

Oh look, it's the "we'll fix it in flight" approach to software engineering! This is what happens when your boss says "we can't afford downtime" and suddenly you're patching critical systems while they're running at 30,000 feet. Nothing says "I trust my code" like frantically opening a maintenance hatch on a flying airplane. This is basically every developer who's ever pushed a hotfix to production on Friday at 4:59pm and then spent the weekend praying nothing explodes. The best part? The calm, cloudy backdrop - as if the universe is just waiting for the perfect moment to introduce some turbulence.