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Content When you leave work after a full day of troubleshooting and still don't know what is causing the issue Fuck you and I'll see you tomorrow!

Evolution of excuses. Left panel: Developer proudly proclaims "It works on my machine!" while the ops guy silently contemplates career choices. Right panel: Same developer, now with DevOps skills and a suspicious sunburn, declares "It works on my container!" The ops guy's expression remains unchanged – he knows containerized garbage is still garbage, just more portable. We've successfully moved the problem from one isolated environment to another, slightly fancier isolated environment. Progress!

Congratulations! You've just launched a security breach disguised as an AI startup! The "yellow line" isn't a bug—it's your IDE screaming in terror because you've hardcoded API keys directly in your source code. Nothing says "professional developer" like publishing your AWS, Supabase, OpenAI, and custom API credentials to the entire internet. Those aren't just strings—they're golden tickets to your infrastructure that now belong to everyone with an internet connection. Pro tip: when speedrunning bankruptcy, this is definitely the optimal strategy!

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute SHADE of this meme! 💀 While other industries see their customers as actual humans, the software industry is over here picturing us as either cartoon villains, suspicious hackers, government spies, or—my personal favorite—LITERAL SERVERS IN A DATA CENTER! The audacity! Like, honey, I just wanted to use your app, not get profiled as a potential national security threat! This is why I have to enter a 27-character password with hieroglyphics and my grandmother's maiden name just to check my email. The paranoia is REAL!

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Content FaaS and Furious by Forrest Brazeal I DIDN'T C'MON. ) PUSH! HEAR THE MAGIC WORDS SERIOUSLY? EVERY TiME? WE BOTH KNOW WHAT I WANT NOT UNLESS YOU SAY IT SIGH git push -- set-upstream origin sWingset A CLOUD GURU AAAND WE'RE OFF 2019 Forrest Brazeal forestbrazeal