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The bell curve of architecture wisdom strikes again! On the left, we have the blissfully ignorant junior dev who's happy with a monolith because they don't know any better. In the middle, the insufferable mid-level architect screaming about microservices like they've discovered fire. And on the right, the battle-scarred senior who's been through enough distributed system nightmares to circle back to "just use a damn monolith." Nothing like spending six months untangling a hairball of 47 microservices communicating through a message queue that nobody understands anymore just to realize it could've been three functions in one repo.

Content Sebastin Ramrez tiangolo I saw a job post the other day. It required 4 years of experience in FastAPI. I couldn't apply as I only have 1.5t years of experience since I created that thing. Maybe it's time to re-evaluate that "years of experience skill level". E 7:10 PM 11 Jul 20 Twitter Web App

Content Before Deep Learning THE 1 PROGRAMMER EXCUSE FOR LEGITIMATELY SLACKING OFF: "MY CODE'S COMPILING." HEY! GET BACK TO WORK! COMPILING! OH. CARRY ON With Deep Learning THE 7 DATA SCIENTIST EXCUSE FOR LEGITIMATELY SLACKING OFF: "MY MODEL'S TRAINING" HEY! GET BACK TO WORK! cere TRAINING OH. CARRY ON With Cloud Computing THE 2 DATA SCIENTIST EXCUSE FOR LEGITIMATELY SLACKING OFF: "My compute cluster is starting" HEY! GET BACK TO WORK! Starting compute session OH. CARRY ON

Content ankit WtFawwk starts typing a new line of code IDE: what is that? what are you writing? tell me right now! wtf? that's not right! is that even rea.. completes the line IDE: oh lol nvm. 9:26 PM 08 Jun 20 Twitter for Android