Genie Dislikes Cloud

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The EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER of seeing a Cloudflare invoice notification! First panel: absolute PANIC ATTACK because you forgot you signed up for their service and now you're convinced you're about to be financially RUINED. Second panel: the sweet, sweet relief when you see it's $0.00 and remember you're on the free tier. I swear my heart stops EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. that orange cloud logo appears in my inbox. The free tier giveth life, but first it must taketh years off your lifespan! 💸😱

OH. MY. GOD. Meta literally committed digital suicide! 💀 The tech giant that wants to rule the AI world couldn't even handle its own product launch without bringing down their entire dev server! Imagine spending billions on AI only to have your fancy "Live AI" demo turn into the world's most expensive self-inflicted DDoS attack! And then Zuckerberg had the AUDACITY to blame the Wi-Fi?! Honey, that's like blaming your toaster when you set your entire kitchen on fire trying to make a Hot Pocket. The irony is so delicious I could serve it as a five-course meal!

Content digital VAX 11/780 The Ticketmaster system is a hodge-podge of C and assembler and runs on ancient VMS hardware. The people who developed and maintained it are long since dead and/or retired. It has proven impossible to replace because nothing has been found that can handle thousands of simultaneous purchases as efficiently. The server room that houses the VMS machines has a room where a goat is left every two weeks. The next day, the goat is gone.

Ah yes, the harsh truth about our digital world - built and maintained by a very specific demographic. The comic suggests that behind all our fancy cloud infrastructure and enterprise systems are just stereotypical Linux enthusiasts with questionable fashion choices and anime avatars. The ">ᴗ