Dev Ops Is Scam

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The eternal battle between old-school sysadmins and modern DevOps continues! This is basically every grizzled Unix veteran watching their company adopt Kubernetes to run a simple CRUD app that could've been handled by a single server from 2003. The meme brilliantly captures the frustration of seeing simple problems solved with absurdly complex solutions. Unix sockets? Nah, let's orchestrate 47 containers across 3 availability zones instead! Because nothing says "enterprise ready" like needing three diagrams that look like circuit boards just to deploy a hello world app. And the cherry on top? After all that complexity, the only actual requirement was "no downtime please" - which ironically would've been easier to achieve with the simpler setup. The real DevOps was inside us all along!

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Content MIGRATING CONTAINERS TO CLOUD

Congratulations, you've discovered the secret to cheap cloud infrastructure: child labor and psychological warfare! Nothing says "DevOps efficiency" quite like threatening junior developers with abandonment in the AWS jungle if they don't fix your spaghetti infrastructure. The perfect metaphor for how most companies handle their cloud migration strategy - throw terrified newcomers at the problem until someone figures out why your Lambda functions are bleeding money. Those kids' tears are still cheaper than actual AWS consultants.

The perfect corporate ouroboros doesn't exi— Nvidia just created the world's most expensive power strip that plugs into itself. $100 billion flows from Nvidia to OpenAI, only to flow right back to Nvidia for more GPUs. It's like watching a tech company play hot potato with its own money, except the potato is made of gold and nobody's actually passing it. Jensen Huang is basically that kid who gives you $20 to buy his lemonade, then brags about making $20 in sales. Except the lemonade costs $100 billion and requires a data center to cool it.