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Content "Javascript developer" starter pack uS Highend Computer (must be apple) M3 Budget Machanical Keyboard Use a text editor which with custom expensive really use your computer keycaps. resources. Beast Expresso machine Never type anything without emojis. Not even in git commit Tweet about HTMLCSS tips biscuit memes Your project should take at least 1hr to open Never forget this

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Content Lars Doucet larsiusprime Follow Due to my elite programming skills, I figured out how to shave off THIRTY SECONDS from my app's startup time. Here's some optimization tips: 1. Remove the sleep(30) call you added a month ago and forgot about 12:51 AM - 30 Jun 2018 2,089 Retweets 10,185 Likes 69 17 2.1K 10K

Content The life of a programmer U No hugs kisses, only bugs fixes No dates, only updates No crush, only crash No 69, only fix the line No romance, only maintenance No hugging, only debugging No rest, only test 15 No smile, only compile No one trustable, only variable

Oh. My. GOD. The ultimate programmer meet-cute disaster! 😱 Guy thinks she's talking about SQL (pronounced "sequel") - you know, the database language that makes developers weep at 2PM on a Tuesday. Meanwhile, she's showing him her ACTUAL database schema with primary keys and foreign keys like some kind of database goddess! It's the nerdiest miscommunication since someone thought "Python" was just a snake and not the reason half of us have jobs. The Star Wars posters are just *chef's kiss* - another trilogy that should've stopped after the first release... JUST LIKE MOST SOFTWARE PROJECTS.