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Content Developer: git push origin master --force Developer: Sorry, wrong window Every other developer in the chat channel: what are you doing?

Content Our entire software validation stack fucking sucks. What do we do about it? Automation! let's abandon our reliance on ancient unsupported legacy infrastructure. We should unifu around a common set of industry standard tools We should require unit tests to provide even just double digit code coverage. let's package our repos so they can be deployed in containerized environments. Do code Document our external devendenciesa

Ah, the evolution of databases in one SQL statement. This dev is basically saying "forget all those fancy PostgreSQL data types – just give me an ID and a JSON blob and I'll figure out the rest." It's the database equivalent of saying "I don't need a fancy toolbox, just give me duct tape and WD-40." What's hilarious is this is literally how MongoDB was born – "schemas are too restrictive, just throw everything in a document!" Now we've come full circle with PostgreSQL's JSONB type, letting relational database purists secretly use NoSQL patterns while still feeling superior. It's like wearing a MongoDB t-shirt under your Oracle business suit.

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