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Content A programmer What people think I do What my parents think I do 0 a.0.9 What I think I do What I really do Google How to use dates in Javascript (GiG

Content from openai import OpenAI client OpenAI (apiKey' sK-OVV6fGRqTv8V9b2v4a4ST3BUbKFJoraQEdtUedQpvISWRLGA') def is even (num): response client.chat.completions.create model"gpt-3.5-turbo" messages "pole": "system" "content": """You have to decide if a number is even or not. You can only answer with yes of no. lowercase without period""", "role": "User" "content": f"Is num even?", ) if response 'yes': return True lif response 'no': return False else: return None

Content You are a programming an intern It appears that the senior does not know how to code The senior schedules a code review It appears that the senior does not know how to code

That face when your company's architectural diagrams belong in a museum of fiction, not a client presentation. Nothing quite like watching management proudly display those beautiful, pristine diagrams with perfectly aligned microservices while you're sitting there knowing the actual system is held together by duct tape, prayers, and that one hack from 2018 that nobody understands but everyone's afraid to remove. The diagram says "elegant distributed system" but reality says "monolithic spaghetti with extra meatballs of technical debt."

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Content S Write a program in java that rewrites the entire encyclopedia Britannica to sound like it is being read by a pirate 33 It is not possible to write a program in Java that rewrites the entire Encyclopedia Britannica to sound like it is being read by a pirate, as the Encyclopedia Britannica is a vast and comprehensive reference work that contains thousands of articles on a wide range of subjects. A program that attempts to rewrite all of these articles would be impractical, complex, and time-consumin V