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Content MOcK CALCULATOR CALCULATOR.CALCULATEO SUCCESS MOCK RETURN 5 ASSERT RESULTe5 COMPONENT E2E TESTS 2 UNIT TESTS

Content Compiler: throws errors Me: retry to compile anyway Compiler: Wanna see me do it again?

Content 11:50 Insomniac biches Lily, Omar, Tia, You Omar Wife motto if (sad()strue) sad.stop (); beAwesome ( ) 11:28 PM Referenceerror: sad () is not defined Cannot get property stop of undefined Referenceerror: beAwesome () is not defined 11:32 PM J Omar 11:33 PM Come on 11:33 PM Coding is cruel. 11:33 PM VI feelmy pain, 1:33 PM VI Type a message

Content Ok let's try running this code console. log("Hello World"); Output: ERROR Alright mavbe then this will work let str "Hello World"; console.log (str); Output: ERROR 4 HOURS LATER This is getting ridiculous, I'll just restart at step 1 Output: ERROR console. log("Hello World"); Output: Hello World! THAT WAS THE FIRST THING I TRIED!!!!

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