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Content Here me out, We have the three branches of government: The legislative, Judiciary, and the Executive branch right? Well I propose we bring in a 4th branch: QA. Anytime a law is proposed or passed it gets passed to the QA branch were we have round up just a bunch of lawyer monkeys with adhd. Give them a stick and poke around to break it by finding loopholes, then they can pass it back to be reworked or amended. Let's bring agile development to the government

Content Introducing UTF-Random- Making Unicode Fair UTF-RANDOM UTF-8 for a connected world. Geneva, Switzerland - Unicode revolutionized the written word, but it has one downside: It favors Roman languages by making the byte string representation of other scripts (Cyrillic, Greek, Asian scripts) longer than necessary. To address this issue, a team of linguists and computer scientists has developed UTF-Random. The key innovation is the use of a probabilistic algorithm ( devrandom ) that assigns a bit field to every newly created text file. Early tests have shown promising results. For example, a Cyrillic character that previously required three bytes in UTF- 8 encoding can now be represented with fewer bytes 33.33 of the time (repeating, of course).

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Content Testers executing detailed protocols and reporting no more bugs.. Random user casually reports 10 bugs on 1st day of production release..

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Content YOUR NEW DATEPICKER WIDGET HAS CRASHED A DATE REALLY? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE I'VE TESTED IT WITH NEGATIVE NUMBERS, SPECIAL CHARACTERS, NULL, WHAT HAVE YOU PUT IN?