The Only Way

When your software manager starts categorizing bugs by priority, but your Japanese client cuts through the bureaucracy like a samurai sword! 🗡️ The exquisite beauty of Japanese business culture - where a defect is simply a defect, regardless of how much semantic sugar-coating you try to sprinkle on it. No need for your fancy priority matrix when the end result is the same: your code is broken in 11 different ways and needs fixing. Western developers: "But this P3 bug only affects 0.01% of users under specific conditions!" Japanese client: *stares in kaizen*

Content What if we all just tweet at the exact same moment and see how that twitter infrastructure holds up with no support? Say at 1PM PST on Monday Nov 21. 12:35 PM 111822 Twitter for iPhone

Content THE BYTE. Q MY LAND 1.2 BILLION METAVERSE HORRIFIED BY REPORT IT ONLY HAD 38 ACTIVE USERS by VICTOR TANGERMANN YESTERDAY DECENTRALAND "ANYONE TELLING YOU THAT THERE'S A METAVERSE TODAY THAT HAS WORKED IS LYING THROUGH THEIR TEETH."

Content Write code The tests fail Write more tests to narrow down the problem Write tests The tests fail Those tests pass The bug was in the test

Content rgithub Accidentally uploaded file with sensitive data to GitHUb can anyone give me the step by step instructions I should follow if I have accidentally pushed an env.testing file to my Github repo which has all my API credentials - to remove all evidence of this file from Github for anyone that may view the repo (please note I pushed fro DO Ubuntu server and I have no local) - and also what steps I should take from terminal in the remote directory from which this was pushed. Basically I just want all evidence of this file GONE. 13 7 - Share

When your code review finally gets personal. This guy skipped all the polite GitHub comments like "consider refactoring this method" and went straight for the jugular. Reminds me of that senior dev who once told me my variable naming convention was "a crime against humanity." The truth hurts, but at least he didn't create a PowerPoint presentation about my nested if statements.