That one test you failed to make comes to bite you in the ass...

Content SHAKESPEARE QUOTE OF THE DAY An SSL error has occurred and a secure connection to the server cannot be made.

Content UNITTESTS HOOO, WE NEED 100 COVERAGE HAS 19 DIFFERENT MOCKUTILS EVERY FILE MUST HAVE A TEST FILE 34 34 APPWORKS, CAN GO PROD APPIORKS, CAN GO PROD 14 14 0.1 10 score 55 2 2 0.1 70 85 100 115 130 145

Content Testing in-house Testing in production

Content I Am Devloper iamdevloper client: and you've tested the site in internet explorer? me: yes. GIF 5:30 PM 27 Jun 17 1,858 RETWEETS 3,816 LIKES

Content Overthinking random shit Autism Unit Tests

That smug little face says it all. The cat (labeled "Cursor AI") sits there with that self-satisfied grin while staring at the waffle ("The code that broke production") like it's about to devour the evidence. Nothing quite matches the special feeling of watching your teammate's cursor float around the screen in real-time as they confidently add that one magical line of code that brings down the entire system. "Trust me, this will fix it!" they say, right before Slack explodes with alerts and your phone starts having a seizure with PagerDuty notifications. But of course, this "didn't happen at your company." Just like how nobody ever pushed to main on Friday at 4:55 PM.