That one test you failed to make comes to bite you in the ass...

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Content WHAT GIVES PEOPLE FEELINGS OF POWER MONEY STATUS WRITING A ECURSIVE FUNCTION THAT WORKS ON THE FIRST TRY

Content "I'm basically creating AG -- can't debug a for loop "My app uses cutting-edge ML" - it's it-else statements all the way down AI APPS PROGRAMMER "Our Al can predict the stock "Our chatbot passes the Turing market" - accuracy worse than a test" - its just aPT-3 with extra coin lip steps "We're disrupting the industry" reinvented to- do list app 5,372 "I'm revolutionizing healthcare" -- made a BMI calculator "we don't need comments, the code is self- explanatory" - - spaghetti code nightmare "AI wIll solve climate change" .. can't figure out how to center a div PAIPRODUCT HIVE

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The duality of a programmer's spirit in its natural habitat. Coding for hours? "I can do this all day" - we're basically superheroes with headphones. But suggest a 2+ hour meeting about the code we just wrote? Instant surrender. Nothing drains a developer's life force faster than watching the product owner debate whether a button should be blue or slightly-less-blue while your perfectly crafted algorithms gather digital dust. The irony is palpable - we'll happily debug until 3AM but would rather rewrite the entire codebase in COBOL than sit through another "quick sync" that somehow becomes an existential crisis about project timelines.