That one test you failed to make comes to bite you in the ass...

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Content I know I shouldn't but logically it has no reason not to work and I tested it more than enough deploying on a Friday evening just this time will be fine

Content Client: And there are no errors when opening the site in Internet Explorer? Developer: Absolutely no errors. We implemented a special system so as Internet Explorer will not destroy the website! We do not support Internet Explorer. Get a better browser

Ah yes, the pinnacle of modern software engineering: "Just dump your entire codebase into an AI and pray." Because nothing says "professional developer" like treating your source code like a desperate college essay you need fixed the night before it's due. Who needs code reviews, debugging skills, or understanding your own code when you can just throw the whole mess at an AI and let it sort through your spaghetti logic? Next up: "Submit your entire database as a tweet and wait for hackers to optimize it for you!"

The endless cycle of software development in four painful panels. QA finds a bug that shouldn't exist ("a circle in the triangle factory"), escalates to junior devs who escalate to senior devs, who finally check it out... only to casually announce "I guess we doin' circles now." No discussion, no documentation, no questions asked. The feature that was once a bug is now a roadmap item! This is basically how half the "features" in your favorite software came to exist. No wonder tech debt is the only thing growing faster than AWS bills.

Content TOP DEFINITION C y f 3 A programming language for Real Men. Most languages try to provide a simplified way to solve specific problems well. C makes no such concession and tries to be mediocre at everything. It lets you program at a very high level, and a very low level in the same program. It lets you write procedural code, object oriented code, generic code and mix them all up. It makes you decide everything and provides no help if you get it wrong. It is by far the biggest, most complicated, ugly, down-right dangerous language you can use. But it does run fast. It takes at least twice as long to program in C as any other major language (except C). The men who program in C are Real Men. The women who program in C are Real Men too. You can spot a C programmer from their testosterone fueled swagger, and the unbelievable amount of contempt they inject into the phrase Java "programmer". They'll probably do the air quotes and all. Dev: 'Hey, Reg, you know C right? What does: "Isrc Cont.spp(52) : error C2679: binary '': no operator found which takes a right- hand operand of type 'int' (or there is no acceptable conversion) C: Program Files Microsoft Visual Studio 8VC include vector (392): could be 'std: VectoriteratorTy, Alloc std:VectoriteratorTy, Alloc:operator (const std:VectoriteratorTy, Alloc' with TyMain::Cont, Allocstd allocatorMain::Cont while trying to match the argument list '(std::VectoriteratorTy, Alloc, int)' with TyMain::Cont, Allocstd :allocatorMain::Cont " mean?' Reg: 'You missed a semicolon at the end of the line'