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The universal law of programming uncertainty: when your code works on the first attempt, it's not a victory—it's suspicious . Just like successfully plugging in a USB on the first try, it defies the natural order of the universe. That momentary pause where you question reality itself... "Wait, no compiler errors? No runtime exceptions? No stack trace from hell?" Seasoned devs know this feeling all too well—success without suffering feels like a trap. The debugging instinct kicks in harder when things actually work than when they don't!

The eternal developer time estimation paradox strikes again. You start with that confident "I'll knock this out before lunch" energy, only to find yourself five hours later questioning your entire career choice and wondering if you should've just become a goat farmer instead. That "quick fix" turned into a rabbit hole of dependency hell, undocumented APIs, and Stack Overflow threads from 2013 that end with "nevermind, I figured it out" with zero explanation. Time estimation in software is basically astrology but with more caffeine and self-loathing.

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