Most probably the shortest implementation. Just around 12,88,49,01,891 lines.

Content Error messages in Java Error messages in C Oh dear, oh dear. Gorgeous. You fucking donkey.

THE AUDACITY of developers rejecting actual debugging tools! 💅 Why spend a measly 10 minutes setting up a proper debugger when you can WASTE YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE adding and removing console.logs like a caveman?! The sheer drama of watching your code vomit random variables into the console while you frantically add more logs is just *chef's kiss* PEAK DEVELOPER SELF-SABOTAGE! And don't even get me started on the theatrical performance of removing all those console.logs before committing your code—only to add them ALL BACK when the bug reappears 5 minutes later! It's not procrastination, it's an ART FORM!

Content When you write code in a plain text editor without autocomplete or plugins and it runs the first time without errors I'm still worthy! made with mematic ProdrammerHumor.io

The classic "it's not you, it's me" breakup line gets a multithreaded makeover! Our poor developer thought throwing mutexes and closing channels would fix their relationship problems, but they missed the fundamental truth of concurrent programming: no amount of locks can protect you from emotional deadlocks. Meanwhile, their partner is contemplating switching to the "Hawk TUAH" - which is either some obscure programming framework or proof that even in bed, developers are thinking about optimizing performance. Spoiler alert: neither mutexes nor Hawk TUAH will save this relationship from its fatal exception.

Content When you are leaving the company and no more need to worry about that unfixed bug in production Finally, inner peace.

Content , TIME TO SLEEP! MEMORIES HMM. my early days as a programmer AH! A CLASSIC. WHAT AN IDIOT! As Crnicas de Wesley