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Ah, the telltale signs of a developer in their natural habitat – a keyboard that looks like it survived the apocalypse, but only in specific areas. Those C, V, Ctrl, and spacebar keys have been absolutely decimated by countless copy-paste operations. The RGB lighting tries desperately to distract from the fact that some keys are literally disintegrating. It's the keyboard equivalent of putting on makeup while ignoring that your house is on fire. Who needs original code when Stack Overflow exists? Those worn-out keys aren't a sign of laziness – they're efficiency badges. Why type 100 lines when you can Ctrl+C Ctrl+V your way to "success"?

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The beautiful art of recursive self-torture. The function why_are_you_hitting_yourself() calls itself inside its own definition, creating an infinite loop of self-abuse that would make any compiler cry. Then main() joins the party by calling it too. It's the programming equivalent of that childhood game where your older sibling grabs your hand and makes you slap your own face while asking "why are you hitting yourself?" Except in this case, the function is both the bully and the victim. Infinite recursion without a base case - because who needs stack memory anyway?

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