The Three-Headed Dragon Of Nothingness

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Content 2 Awards My husband and I got married just 3 months ago and I found out he's a notorious sleep talker. Some nights he would roll over to me, kiss me full on the mouth, tell me he loves me, then plonk right back on his pillow and start snoring again(this actually happens regularly, much to my delight lol). Other nights he would blurt out things like how he would install a new server at the sherrif's office, or there's a snake on his palm and when I asked what it's doing he answered that it's coding something. I now enjoy staying up late and am a proud owner of several recordings of my husband's sleep talkings. Recently, I got him answering math questions and it tickled me silly how he got them all correct. Edit: Oh, hey! I got awards. Thank youuuu happy dance 4 29k J namewithak 4h 2 Awards Was the snake a Python? 4 1,8k J DokterZ 4h SSSSSSSSSSQL SSSSSSSERVER. 4 453 J

OH. MY. GOD. The most literal Python course in existence! 🐍 Someone took "learning Python" to a WHOLE NEW LEVEL of danger! Two actual snakes attending class while their instructor stands on a chair (smart move, buddy). The snakes are just sitting there like "Yessss, I'd like to learn about my namesssake language." Meanwhile, that laptop is about to experience the most terrifying pair programming session in history. I'm DYING at how these reptiles probably understand indentation better than half the CS graduates I know! The instructor is definitely regretting that "hands-on learning experience" line in the job description right now. 💀

Ever wondered how modern AI was built? Just picture a desperate developer with a thousand-mile stare chaining together an ungodly number of else if statements like some deranged code wizard. The meme brilliantly captures that moment when your conditional logic has spiraled so far out of control that you're just shouting more conditions into the void. It's the programming equivalent of throwing spaghetti at the wall, except the spaghetti is else if statements and the wall is a deadline that passed three days ago.

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The meme starts all noble with "STOP making fun of different programming languages" and then proceeds to give each language a compliment... except JavaScript. Poor JavaScript just sits there, nameless and attributeless, like that one kid nobody picked for dodgeball. The irony is delicious - in a post preaching language tolerance, JavaScript gets the digital equivalent of "...and you're also here I guess." Clearly whoever made this meme has spent one too many nights debugging callback hell and now has trust issues.