The Three-Headed Dragon Of Nothingness

Content Pressing shift for uppercase letters. Turning caps lock on and off for uppercase letters. Keeping caps lock on and pressing shift for lowercase letters. Holding down shift and turning caps lock on and off for upper and lower case letters. Building a neural network to predict when you need to press shift and doing it for you. Writing a script that randomly presses caps lock every 3 - 8 seconds.

Content 4 - Oniketojen 851 points 11 hours ago Guy before me wrote a script to save a solid 45 minutes of time and my old boss hated it and refuses to let us use it. Unfortunately everything was time stamped so if it was 15 tasks checked off done in 1 or 2 seconds youd know. I dont know why my company is so against automation in some portions of the job. Derma ink source embed save save-RES darent report give award repy hide child comments 4 - SaintDiam 1116 points 11 hours ago Rewrite the script and put in random time delays between tasks. permalink source embed save save-RES parent report give award reply hide child comments -1 machstem 499 points 11 hours ago wait 360 permalink source embed save save-RES parent report give award reply hide child comments 4 - Crump3txxix 390 points 11 hours ago Add a random in there so the times arent exactly on the same interval permalink source embed save save-RES parent report give award reply hide child comments - SaintDiam 579 points 10 hours ago Fetch the current coordinates of ursa minor in the night sky, then subtract how late the trains in London are running. Use that for the random number seed. Then, link the script to the coffee machine, and have it make you a cup of coffee at random. Figure out how long it takes you to walk to the coffee machine and back, and add that to the time randomly. Script will notify you when coffee is ready. This will hide your lack of involvement by keeping your consistently not doing things while not at your desk. While you're hooked into the coffee machine, fetch the number of cups of coffee produced in the last 24 hours. Add that times 10 to 100, depending on employees that get coffee, in milliseconds to each task's time to submit nermalink cource embed cave cave-PES narent renor give award replied bide child comments progr

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The gap between résumé and reality has never been so elegantly exposed. Sure, you're "multilingual" in programming... if copying the same print() statement and changing "Hello World" to different languages counts as fluency. It's like claiming you're a polyglot because you can say "where's the bathroom?" in five countries. The universal programmer flex that falls apart the moment someone asks you to implement a binary tree in any of those "languages" you supposedly know.