meanwhile we still on 2.7

Ah, the classic programmer dichotomy! Top panel: Skeptical SpongeBob reluctantly using a pre-built math library like a normal person. Bottom panel: Maniacally happy SpongeBob diving into advanced mathematics and bitwise operations to build a "sUcKiEr VeRsIoN" from scratch. This is basically every developer who's ever thought "I could write this better" before spending 47 hours reinventing a wheel that's slightly more square than the original. The optimization obsession is real - we'd rather write 500 lines of bit-shifting wizardry than import numpy and call it a day.

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Content C IS PYTHON IS BEST FOR TRUE DEV JAVA DEV YOU GUYS ONLY USE ONE LANGUAGE?

Content Ali Spittel CodeLand ASpittel Why would you ever spend a few minutes reading the documentation when you can spend a few hours randomly trying things? 10:55 AM 23 Jul 19 TweetDeck 206 Retweets 1,217 Likes 17

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The ultimate conspiracy theory has been revealed—programming is just a massive hoax! According to this groundbreaking exposé, we've all been duped. Computers were meant to solve math, not be programmed. C is clearly just a letter in the alphabet that got way too full of itself. And if you need to print something? Grab a pen like a normal human being! My favorite part is the claim that optimizing CPU usage with recursive threaded methods is "nonsensical" and "deranged." Well, excuse me for trying to make my code run 0.02% faster while consuming only 99.8% of available RAM! And the evidence is damning: colored text in terminals, compilation errors, and a teapot you can't even drink from. Clearly, if programming were real, someone would have figured out how to make while(true){print(money);} work by now. Checkmate, developers.