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OMG, the HOLY WAR of programming languages! 💅 Two kingdoms separated by nothing but PURE DELUSION! On the left, developers praising their "blessed" language with its "glorious" syntax like they're worshipping at some divine altar. Meanwhile, they look across the river at those SAVAGES using different indentation rules like they're absolute MONSTERS who probably don't wash their hands after using the bathroom! 🏰 The DRAMA of it all! Your "heroic debugging efforts" are my "brutish quick fixes" - honey, we're ALL just frantically Googling Stack Overflow at 2AM while crying into our energy drinks! The absolute AUDACITY of programmers to act like their chosen language is the One True Religion when we're all just trying to make computers do the thing! PERIODT! ✨

Ah, the classic programmer paradox: Save 0.3 seconds typing "cnt" instead of "count" only to waste 2 hours debugging why your function is mysteriously failing. The docstring is right there screaming the answer too! Nothing like the smug satisfaction of typing fewer characters followed by the soul-crushing realization that your keyboard shortcut just cost you an entire evening. This is why code reviews exist - to catch you before you abbreviate yourself into debugging hell.