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Compiler warnings? What compiler warnings? The code runs, doesn't it? That's the unspoken mantra of developers pushing to production. The painful truth is that most of us treat "0 errors : 5678 warnings" exactly the same as "0 errors : 0 warnings" — ship it and let future-you deal with the technical debt! Why fix what technically isn't broken? The compiler is clearly being dramatic.

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The eternal battle between security experts and literally everyone else. Security guy is all "your password needs 20 characters, uppercase, lowercase, numbers, special characters, and the blood of your firstborn" while the user's just sitting there like "why? 'admin' is fine." The look of pure horror on his face in that last panel is every IT professional who's discovered their company's production database password is "password123" and suddenly understood why they've been getting hacked every other Tuesday.

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