You Paid For It, You Get All Its Features Wherever You Want!

Picture the absolute HORROR on a developer's face when they realize their shiny new software doesn't just... work everywhere. "What do you mean I need to download it? I PAID for this!" The beautiful innocence of thinking that buying software means it magically appears on every device you own, ready to run. Meanwhile, the vendor is sitting there like "Sir, you purchased a license, not a magic spell." The disconnect between what users think they're buying versus what they're actually getting is *chef's kiss* levels of chaotic. It's giving "I bought a car, why can't I drive it while it's still at the dealership?" energy. The vendor's deadpan "just put the disc in and your machine will run it whenever you like" is the corporate equivalent of "have you tried turning it off and on again?" but make it condescending.