You clean your shit

Content "Wow you have a degree in Computer Science? Does that mean you're a Computer Scientist?" Me:

Content People trying to -exploit logi People trying to patch log4j Developers who used a version of logi so old it doesn't have the exploit.

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Content ARE YOU ILL? NO, JUST FEELING A BIT OFF. 11101111

Your hacky code works because we convinced a fancy rock to do math. Let's not forget the crucial first steps though - we had to flatten said rock into a silicon wafer and zap it with electricity. Next time your janky regex actually matches what you want, thank the electrified pebble doing billions of calculations per second while having absolutely no idea what it's doing. It's like training a pet rock for the Olympics, except the rock doesn't even know it's competing.

Content QUIZ: Are You Even Good Enough to Have Imposter Syndrome?