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Ah, the classic developer trap. Client says "just change this one button color" and suddenly you're staring at 5-year-old legacy code thinking "who wrote this abomination and why did they hate future-me so much?" That innocent "simple change request" always reveals the technical debt lurking in the shadows, and before you know it, you've convinced yourself that rewriting the entire module is the only reasonable option. The real joke? Your estimation of "2 hours" just became "2 weeks" and management still doesn't understand why.

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Content my fingers: typing super fast coworker: sits next to met my fingers: well now I am not doing it

Ah, the classic "entry-level" job posting that requires mastery of the entire tech stack universe! The recruiter is essentially asking for a frontend dev (JavaScript/React/Redux), backend engineer (Node/Mongo), and DevOps specialist (Docker/Kubernetes/AWS) all rolled into one human being—at the price of one salary, of course. It's like walking into a restaurant and ordering a 5-star chef, server, and dishwasher combo meal for the price of a single hamburger. The tech industry's expectations have gotten so absurd that we're practically one job posting away from "must have invented time travel and colonized Mars by age 25."

Content A friend of mine is a creative genius and always found solutions to problems you wouldn't think existed. A level computing. first semester and our assignment is to build a calculator in VB. We have a few weeks to get it done, most of us did it in a day or two though. The night before the deadline my mate sends me a text saying he's pulling an all nighter to get it done and he'll see me in college the following day with the wOrK. He arrives early looking like shit but with a proud smile. He wants to show off his calculator and plugs in his USB stick. He proudly says that he managed to get over 9500 if statements done for his calculator, and he would have done more if he started earlier. Turns out he decided that working out each mathematical calculation possible and putting them all into if statements was the right way of doing the assignment g Like Reply 13 6 - 1 min - Edited