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Java just sitting there on its phone eating lunch while the newer languages duke it out in a chaotic bar fight. C++ is throwing punches, JavaScript and Rust are in a full-on brawl, and Java's just like "Yeah, I've seen this movie before." After 25+ years of enterprise dominance, Java knows these young languages will eventually tire themselves out arguing about who's more performant or has better syntax. Meanwhile, Java's running on 3 billion devices and doesn't even bother looking up from its corporate expense account lunch.

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Content Raf Rasenberg rafrasenberg When a programmer tells you: "'ll see if I can find time for that this week" Lower your expectations 10:00 AM 08 Jul 20 Twitter Web App 645 Retweets and comments 2,814 Likes

Ah yes, the eternal C++ linker error saga. That moment when you include one wrong header and suddenly your terminal vomits 500 lines of cryptic template instantiation errors, undefined references, and mangled symbol names that look like someone headbutted the keyboard. The ultrawide monitor isn't for gaming or productivity—it's for seeing the entire stack trace without scrolling. Still won't help you understand why std::vector<std::unique_ptr<YourClass>> is causing 17 different linking errors, but at least you can see them all at once while crying into your coffee.

The eternal developer nightmare: being asked to build something "for the experience" while someone else profits from your work. That school project is basically saying "Hey kids, compete against each other to build our website for free, and maybe we'll give you a gold star!" The kicker? You're not just doing unpaid work—you're doing unpaid work with the added pressure of a competition. It's like being asked to interview for a job by building their entire product first. Next thing you know, they'll ask students to "redesign the school's enterprise database system for extra credit."