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The networking nerd's ultimate flex. When asked for his address, this guy escalates from public IP (157.42.20.132) to localhost (127.0.0.1) and finally drops the MAC address bomb (00:A0:C9:4F:73:2E). It's that special moment when you realize you've been working in IT too long – you don't just know your digital addresses better than your postal code, you've got them memorized in order of increasing specificity. The interviewer probably just wanted to mail him his rejection letter.

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The eternal debate that splits the programming world harder than tabs vs spaces. Baby's first word is "A-a-a" and the proud parent thinks it's adorable... until some psychopath suggests that arrays should start at 1. Zero-indexing is sacred. It's not just tradition—it's mathematically elegant, it's how memory offsets work, and it's been the foundation of programming since the dawn of time. But then you've got languages like Lua, MATLAB, and R out here acting like index 1 is where life begins, and frankly, they deserve to be left in that dumpster. The horror on that parent's face perfectly captures every C, Python, Java, and JavaScript developer's reaction when they encounter a 1-indexed language. It's not just wrong—it's an affront to nature itself.