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Ah, the classic "new guy syndrome" where fresh blood joins the team and immediately wants to nuke the entire codebase from orbit because a function has one too many parameters. The meme perfectly captures that moment when you're desperately trying to stop the enthusiastic junior dev from replacing your battle-tested monolith with microservices written in whatever framework was trending on Hacker News this morning. Meanwhile, the rest of us are silently thinking: "Sure, let's rewrite 5 years of edge-case handling because you don't like our naming conventions. What could possibly go wrong?"

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The art of debugging summed up in three lines. When your code fails spectacularly and the error messages make zero sense, just remember: "A computer can never be held... therefore a computer is a d___." Fill in that blank with whatever four-letter word you're screaming at 2AM while trying to fix that production bug nobody else wants to touch. The perfect legal defense for when you finally snap and throw your laptop out the window.

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The meme starts with a noble plea to "STOP making fun of different programming languages" followed by compliments for various languages: C is FAST, Java is POPULAR, Ruby is COOL, Python is BEAUTIFUL, Haskell is INTRIGUING... and then there's just "JavaScript" with no compliment whatsoever. The silent burn is absolutely devastating. Even in a post about not making fun of languages, JavaScript still gets thrown under the bus by omission. The programming equivalent of your mom saying she loves all her children equally and then forgetting to mention you.

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