Why Stop At Just Gates

Content PIs deliver?? NO REQUIREMENTS!! ONLY DELIVER

The daily life of a developer in an "agile" environment that's about as agile as a concrete truck. 100 standups, 100 sprint plannings, 100 backlog refinements, and a 10-hour retro... EVERY SINGLE DAY!!! The One Punch Man parody perfectly captures that moment when your manager thinks all these meetings somehow make you more productive. Meanwhile, your actual coding time has been reduced to those precious 7 minutes between your 2:53 PM and 3:00 PM meetings. Who needs to write code when you can talk about writing code instead?

Content VEAH, O program in JAVA ust A help me please ive been stuck in this enterprise dev job for the past 5 years and I'm slowly deteriorating this isn't a memo it's a legitimate call for help A

Content USER I think it stopped working.. USER PROGRAM "running calculating thinking We should kill it

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Content First programming language was introduced in 1956 Programmers before 1956 : ENTER Space!