"Why not just use [insert dependency], there's no need to reinvent the wheel"

Content Is Your Child Texting About Programming Languages? What your C obsessed teen's texts actually mean omg - one more generic wtf -wheres the function fml - for my loop idfc - indentation doesn't feel correct lol - logic on loop aka - abhorrent kafkaesque arithmetic rofl - right-oriented frame layout imo - iteration may overload stfu - statically typed feels unwise brb - bad recursion brb

Content WANNA BE IN RELATIONSHIP WHICH ONES ONE TO ONE MANY TO ONE ONE TO MANY MANYTO MAN imoflip.com

Content THAT PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE YOU LIKE IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD

Content Tytanic woodsdt Found out my wife is due in December and I'm already sweating about what to hame this kid. I have a hard enough time deciding what to name my variables, how can I name a human??? Poor little i; gtgski 17h Welcome to the world firstChildOfMeAndPartner h Reply 178 PuzzleMeDo 16h 1 agree with the clear descriptive name, but wouldn't it be more future proof if we treat him as a member of an array? I propose calling him: childOfPartnerAnd0 100 G4METIME 12h Depends on the language, whether you have to define the length of the array in the beginning or not. But a list should work properly. But then also the question arises, how you deal with twins 33 nuaco 8h

When asked about an ideal first date, most people think dinner or coffee. But programmers? They think Unix Epoch - January 1st, 1970, 00:00:00 UTC. That's not a romantic evening, that's literally timestamp zero in computing. No wonder we're all single - we interpret "date" as a data type, not a social activity. Seven billion people on this planet and we're out here flirting with time standards.

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