"Why not just use [insert dependency], there's no need to reinvent the wheel"

Content doesn't matter how many resources you have.. f you don"t know how to use them, it will never be enough.

Writing regex from scratch is basically a criminal offense in the developer world. It's like trying to defuse a bomb while blindfolded—sure, it might work, but the chances of creating an eldritch horror that matches everything except what you want are astronomically high. Even seasoned developers break out in cold sweats when faced with crafting regex patterns without the safety net of StackOverflow or regex101.com. The prison inmate's reaction is completely justified—this is the kind of reckless behavior that gets your pull requests rejected and your commit privileges revoked!

Content Asian parents when they get to know that their child is learning a computer language called C instead of A

Content THE CODE DOESNT WORK... WHY? THE CODE WORKS WHY? ProarammerHumor.io

Content It'll take me a week to be a useful dev It'll take me a month to be a useful dev It'll take me a few months to be a useful Dev It'll take me a few years to be a useful Dev

Oh. My. God. That moment when your code produces a bug so SPECTACULARLY WEIRD that not even the almighty Google or ChatGPT can comprehend your suffering! 😭 You're just sitting there, staring at your monitor with that exact Mike Wazowski face, completely dead inside because you've created a glitch so unique it might as well be your tragic superpower. It's like you've discovered a new species of error that science isn't ready for. Congratulations, you broke programming in a way no one has ever broken it before! Your bug is basically the hipster of software errors - it's too obscure for mainstream debugging tools.