"Why not just use [insert dependency], there's no need to reinvent the wheel"

Content Yay! I wrote a program that never loses at tic-tac-toe! Ok, but why are the "if"s nested more than four times? The user can only move five times in a game In case the user wants to play again THEJENKINSCOMIC

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Content Kat Maddox ctrishifti hard coding things implies that there is a way to easy code but i am yet to find it.

Nobody wants to write clean, efficient code when they can reinvent the wheel with a monstrosity that'll make future maintainers contemplate a career change. Why solve a problem with 5 lines when you can create a bespoke nightmare that requires its own documentation series? The best part is watching junior devs try to understand your "genius" six months later while you're conveniently on vacation.

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Content If value is smaller than O. set value to 0 Chirasul SC chirasul since we're having a baby in a couple months, the discord is discussing parenting life hacks Chirasul Today at 2.31PM give your baby a dollar immediately after birth before they receive their social security number, when they receive their SS, they're value is reset automatically to O. now take back that dollar. baby now has a negative value; the social security buffer cant handle a negative number so it immediately flips around to the highest 32-bit integer, letting your baby start life with 2,147,483,647