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Content Beeta beetagolsh This is definitely the most bizarre question I have ever seen on a job application You've been given an elephant. You can't give it away or sell it. What would you do with the elephant? Your answer This is a required question Submit 7:59 PM May 4, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 14.9K Retweets 5,070 Quote Tweets 204K Likes

The eternal workplace hierarchy in action! Junior devs naively approach seniors with what they think are simple questions, only to be met with the sacred incantation: "Just Google it." The senior programmer isn't being cruel—they're performing the ancient rite of passage that transforms helpless code babies into self-sufficient engineers. Remember the first time you mustered the courage to ask about that NullPointerException only to be redirected to the holy shrine of Stack Overflow? That's not gatekeeping—that's tough love wrapped in efficiency. The cycle continues, and someday that junior will be the one refusing to explain what a callback function is.

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Squidward peering through the blinds at the try-catch block party happening without him is pure error handling poetry. Your code's over there having the time of its life with exception handling while you're just staring at it, wondering why you wrote it that way in the first place. The exception gets to have all the fun while you're left debugging why your error message is "undefined" for the fifth time today. Classic case of the error knowing more about your code than you do.

Content Tytanic woodsdt Found out my wife is due in December and I'm already sweating about what to name this kid. I have a hard enough time deciding what to name my variables, how can I name a human??? Poor little i; gtgski 17h Welcome to the world firstChildOfMeAndPartner 1 Reply 178 PuzzleMeDo 16h 1 agree with the clear descriptive name, but wouldn't it be more future proof if we treat him as a member of an array? propose calling him: childOfPartnerAnd0 100 J G4METIME 12h Depends on the language, whether you have to define the length of the array in the beginning or not. But a list should work properly. But then also the question arises, how you deal with twins 33

BEHOLD! The utopian future we were ROBBED of because Excel insists on using Latin-1 encoding for CSV files instead of UTF-8! 🙄 We could've had flying cars, space elevators, and gleaming futuristic cities, but NOOO! Instead, we're stuck debugging weird characters like "é" and "’" every time someone dares to use a non-English character in their spreadsheet! The AUDACITY of Microsoft to keep us in the dark ages with their encoding choices! This is why we can't have nice things, people!