When You Are Senor Developer

Content 1 Am Devloper iamdevloper 1h You either die a web developer, or live long enough to call yourself a software engineer. V

THE AUDACITY! Calculator throws a syntax error, and instead of fixing the problem like a functioning adult, this person just WRITES DOWN "syntax error" in their notebook! 💀 This is the digital equivalent of your car making a weird noise so you just roll down the window and shout "WEIRD NOISE" back at it! Peak problem-solving skills right here, folks! Next time my code crashes I'm just gonna write "segmentation fault" on a Post-it and stick it to my monitor. PROBLEM SOLVED!

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Content 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 Dear programmer: When I wrote this code, only god and I knew how it worked. Now, only god knows it! Therefore, if you are trying to optimize this routine and it fails (most surely), please increase this counter as a warning for the next person: totalhourswasted here 254

Content desert-palm Follow Alex Naka gottapatchemall 000 Looking at some old code and was initially puzzled by a variable named 'feet' 1 have now worked out that this was at one point called "legend handles', which then became 'leg hands', which then became 'feet' sometimes I truly hate my past self 1,687 notes

Content pov: someone put the entire shrek 1 script in the special instructions section of their order