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The absolute rage when someone proudly announces they work on Microsoft Teams! For context, Teams is notorious for being a resource-hungry, bug-filled collaboration platform that developers love to hate. The father's instant switch from polite conversation to "10 seconds to get out" perfectly captures what happens when you admit to creating software that makes millions of devs restart their computers daily. It's like bragging about inventing paper cuts or mandatory Windows updates. Meanwhile, MSN Messenger (the OG chat app) ran smoothly on computers with the processing power of a calculator. The nostalgia is real!

Content When you listen to software podcasts while coding and they're talking about how you should never do that very thing you just pushed to production (CHANGELOG

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Ah, the classic Windows fullscreen trap. Open a new window, suddenly your entire screen is consumed like a black hole swallowing a star system. Then comes the frantic mouse-to-corner ritual we all perform like ancient tech shamans. And just when you think you've escaped... you realize you just closed an unsaved document that contained the only copy of your 10,000-word thesis. Windows: turning casual computing into extreme sports since 1985.