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Content Pranay Pathole PPathole Programming is like a "choose your own adventure game" except every path leads you to a StackOverflow question from 2013 describing the same bug, with no answer.

When SQL queries meet political hot takes, disaster ensues! The meme perfectly captures what happens when someone confuses database records with actual people - suddenly we have more Social Security recipients than citizens! It's like running SELECT COUNT(*) on your production database without understanding what you're counting. The classic "I know just enough SQL to be dangerous" scenario that makes database administrators wake up in cold sweats. Thank goodness for those "readers adding context" - the unsung heroes saving us from both bad queries AND misinformation in one fell swoop!

Content Lars Doucet larsiusprime (Follow V Due to my elite programming skills, I figured out how to shave off THIRTY SECONDS from my app's startup time. Here's some optimization tips: 1. Remove the sleep(30) call you added a month ago and forgot about 12:51 AM - 30 Jun 2018 2,089 Retweets 10,185 Likes 90 ROGe 69 17 21K M 10K M

Content Mom: Don't touch your computer and mobile until your exams are over. Me studying software engineering:

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The gaming industry's version of "works on my machine." Someone's proudly showing off Stellar Blade's PC port selling a million copies in 3 days, while gamers are sitting there like Patrick Bateman with that smug smile thinking, "Cool story, but where's that Bloodborne PC port we've been begging for since 2015?" Nothing like watching executives celebrate the wrong win while the community's actual requests collect dust in some Sony basement. It's the corporate equivalent of fixing the office coffee machine when the servers are on fire.