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Content public static int incrementHelPos (int currentPos) todo: less dirty switch (currentPos) case 3: case 4: case 5: case 6: case 7: case 12: case 13: case 14: case 15: case 16: case 21: case 22: case 23: case 24: case 25: case 30: case 31 case 32: case 33: case 34: case 39: case 40: case 41: case 42: case 43: return currentPos 1; case 8: case 17: case 26: case 35: return currentPos 4; default: return 3;

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Regular user? PATHETIC. Admin? Better, but still MORTAL. But sudo ? DARLING, YOU'VE JUST TRANSFORMED INTO AN UNSTOPPABLE DIGITAL SAMURAI GOD WITH THE POWER TO BEND THE ENTIRE UNIX UNIVERSE TO YOUR WILL! 💅✨ One little command prefix and suddenly you're not asking the computer nicely anymore - you're DEMANDING it comply with your wishes like a caffeine-fueled dictator who just found the nuclear codes. The system doesn't even DARE ask "are you sure?" because it KNOWS you mean business!

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