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Content 22.) (6 pts) Consider the incomplete method below: public static void swapPrint (int a, int b) TODO - you will write code below system. alt. printin (b); system. out , printIn (a). No more code can be written after this point System.out.printin (a); System.out.printin (b); The method is supposed to swap the values in a and b, and then print ther illustrate this behavior, consider the following examples in the table belov b Output 2 1 3 12 12 12 12 make this swap happen. As a hint

The eternal curse of being a developer - mention your job at a social gathering and suddenly you're tech support. Guy proudly announces he's a Full Stack Developer, and within seconds, he's being asked to fix a printer. The final panel showing him pulling a gun is just the mental breakdown every dev experiences when someone thinks "I build complex web applications" means "I know why your printer is making that weird noise." Printers remain the final boss that no amount of JavaScript frameworks can defeat.

The tech billionaire claims they don't use Convolutional Neural Networks (CNNs) much anymore, while a deep learning pioneer questions how real-time image processing could work without them. Meanwhile, the punchline suggests former Twitter employees are manually doing what AI should be automating—literally drawing circles around objects by hand! It's the classic "we've replaced sophisticated technology with underpaid humans" move that every veteran engineer has seen at least once. Some VP somewhere is definitely calling this "an innovative hybrid approach" while the poor souls circle road signs in MS Paint for 8 hours a day.

Content James Tucker tuckerdev Junior developer life Manager: get this app running locally Junior dev: how? O. Manager: read the documentation Junior dev: there aren't any Manager: then get the app running so you can write the docs 9:58 AM Nov 16, 2020 Twitter Web App