When you want to explain end-to-end encryption

Content ME EXPLAINING THE PROBLENT WORKED ON FOR 2 DAYS TO MY WIFE MY WIFE AND THATALIBADTO DO IS TO CHANGE THE 0 TO M

Content if(x 2 0 x y) do something boolean isEven 2 0; boolean isBigger x y; if( isEven isBigger) do something

Ah, the sweet moment of realization when you discover your worst enemy is actually yourself from two years ago. Nothing like ranting about "horrible functions" and "antipatterns" only to find git blame pointing directly back at you. The real senior developer milestone isn't writing perfect code—it's having the humility to admit that past-you was an absolute disaster who had no idea what they were doing. And future-you will think the same about present-you. It's the circle of code life.

Content Me trying to switch my job amid recession and mass lay-offs

Content Emma Wedekind EmmaWedekind Me: Posts photo of computer Tech Twitter: Zooms in super far to seedestroy code "Well actually your solution isn't optimal. The run time is exponential when you could do this in linear time. Also you should not use ifelse statements but switch statements for readability"

Relationships? Social life? Basic hygiene? All sacrificed at the altar of "just one more Python lesson." The first hit of readable syntax and meaningful indentation is free, but then you're hooked for life. Your significant other begging for attention might as well be speaking COBOL for all you care. Nothing hits quite like that dopamine rush when your first list comprehension works exactly as intended.