When you finally get a look at your new companies legacy code

That car suspension is the perfect metaphor for legacy code that's been "temporarily fixed" with zip ties and prayers. Just like how developers keep promising to refactor that horrific spaghetti code module that somehow powers the entire application. The classic "we'll clean it up next sprint" is the software equivalent of duct-taping your car's axle and hoping it survives another 10,000 miles. Spoiler alert: it's still running in production three years later, and everyone's too scared to touch it because "it works, don't mess with it."

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