When you finally get a look at your new companies legacy code

Ah, the eternal graveyard of half-finished projects. That last panel perfectly captures the existential rage when someone suggests you actually complete something instead of starting yet another shiny new endeavor. The audacity of suggesting we confront our digital skeletons! Making a game or learning SQL? Those are just future abandoned projects waiting to happen. But finishing what we started? That's the real horror story. The developer's GitHub is basically a cemetery of repositories last updated 3 years ago with commit messages like "initial commit" and "will finish tomorrow."

Content HOW MUCH TESTING DO I NEED BEFORE MERGING NONE? I'M MERGING NOW! GOOD LUCK EVERYBODY ELSE hGrip.cohmberUranus

Content Literally anything else dear god they are so terrible in every way I would literally prefer using a trackpad to press the button over memorising the keybinds where cirl, shift and alt do unrelated things and the panels are selected with function keys that inexplicablv start from F9 ProdrammerHumor.ic Normal people Default JetBrains Keybinds

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Content EVERYTIME STARTING A NEW PROJECT HERE'S THE SPECS ONE MONTH LATER... So HOW S IT GOING? WHY DID I CHOOSE THIS LIFE MoNKEYUSER.CoM