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That sleek, high-performance Lamborghini code snippet you found on Stack Overflow versus the public transportation monstrosity you somehow managed to connect it to. Sure, they're both green, but one's designed to break speed limits while the other breaks only your spirit during code review. The perfect illustration of how we convince ourselves our Frankenstein creation is "working as intended" when in reality it's just barely functional enough to lumber from point A to point B without crashing. Bonus points if you've ever confidently said "I understand how this works" about code you absolutely did not write.

Content The Developer vishal7arya When your read some incredibly bad code, thinking "What moron wrote this.." but halfway through it starts to become familiar. -Well, of course I know him. He's me.