When Array Indexing Destroys Your Social Life

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When Array Indexing Destroys Your Social Life
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The eternal sin of the MATLAB programmer. Nothing screams "I'm about to ruin this friend group's day" like casually dropping that you index from 1 instead of 0. Non-MATLAB programmers look at you like you've just admitted to putting pineapple on code pizza. The social damage is irreversible - you're now forever branded as "that weirdo who starts counting at 1." No party invitation will ever feel the same again. The MATLAB logo at the bottom is basically the programming equivalent of a crime scene marker.

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