When Array Indexing Destroys Your Social Life

Content ADD COMMA'S TO YOUR PASSWORDS TO MESS WITH THE CSV FILE THEY WILL BE DUMPED INTO AFTER BEING BREACHED UNTIL NEXT TIME

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The meme starts with a fake news headline about Silicon Valley's favorite mattress company "Eight Sleep" having a backdoor that lets engineers SSH into beds. Then it delivers the punchline with the classic "we are not the same" format. For the uninitiated, SSH is a secure protocol used by developers to remotely access systems, while a "backdoor" is a security vulnerability (often intentional) that bypasses normal authentication. So this guy isn't smooth-talking his way into someone's bedroom—he's literally using command line access to break in. It's basically the difference between having game and having admin privileges. One requires social skills, the other just needs the right credentials. Hackers: 1, Pickup artists: 0.

The eternal Python vs C++ showdown in its purest form. Python programmers strutting around claiming they can solve everything "in just 3 lines of code" while the buff, battle-hardened C++ programmer silently watches knowing those 3 lines are calling libraries that took thousands of lines of C++ to implement. Sure, you can one-liner your way through a problem with Python's abstractions, but somewhere a C++ dev is manually managing memory and optimizing assembly just so you can feel clever about your list comprehensions. It's the programming equivalent of taking credit for cooking dinner when you just ordered takeout.

Content One Devloper Army OneDevloperArmy If you are a new programmer I just want you to know me and all of my colleagues with years of experience Google the most basic things - daily- 12:18 PM 13 Aug 18 I View Tweet activity 2,099 Retweets 5,815 Likes 17