What. The. F

When your IDE font looks like you're writing a declaration of independence instead of code. That cursive font is so fancy it makes JavaScript look like it's about to sign a peace treaty with CSS. The code is literally wearing a tuxedo while the rest of us are debugging in pajamas. Imagine trying to debug this at 2 AM after your fifth coffee. "Is that a semicolon or just an artistic flourish?" Your pair programming partner would need calligraphy skills instead of coding knowledge. Sure, it looks pretty, but good luck finding that missing bracket when every curly brace looks like it's auditioning for a Jane Austen novel.

Content Tomasz Lakomy push -force tlakomy Is this Docker? 11:40 PM 18 Oct 19 Twitter for iPhone 1,176 Retweets 5,286 Likes ProdrammerHumor.io

Content Hardware (noun.) The part of a computer that you can kick.

Content YOUR PYTHON SORTING ALGORITHM IS REALLY EFFICIENT def efficientsort(list): return list.sort()

Content US WHEN YOUR ERROR MESSAGE TURNS INTO A DIFFERENT ERROR MESSAGE

The ultimate programmer dad joke that makes CS professors chuckle smugly. In Boolean logic, !false (the logical NOT of false) evaluates to true . So technically, the statement "!false is true" is... well, true. It's like the programming equivalent of saying "the opposite of a lie is the truth" but with syntax that makes non-programmers stare blankly while developers snort coffee through their noses.