What it feels like to explain your job to a normie

Content It's terrifying that both of these things are true at the same time in this world: computers drive cars around the state of the art test to check that you're not a computer is whether you can successful identify stop signs in pictures

Content Just go ahead and copy all their data! -D Yes sir, I'm going now, sir! Prove that you're not a human What is the sum of all odd digits of Pi, fron digit n1 to digit n31,415? We're screwed, sir, there is o, captcha.. CommitStrip.com

When naming variables, cultural context matters more than you think. Some poor French programmer just trying to be descriptive with his data analysis functions - Anal_in , Anal_out , anal_insertion , and the masterpiece Anal_compare - accidentally created the most uncomfortable code review in CS history. Ten years of coding experience and I still can't bring myself to abbreviate "Analysis" in my variable names. Not after The Incident™ of 2011 when our offshore team's perfectly innocent code made the entire San Francisco office spit out their kombucha simultaneously.

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Content the post man deepfates This is the software equivalent of a message smeared on the walls in blood 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 ProdrammerHumor.io Dear programmer: When I wrote this code, only god and I knew how it worked. Now, only god knows it! Therefore, if you are trying to optimize this routine and it fails (most surely), please increase this counter as a warning for the next person: total hours wasted here 254

The eternal struggle between Linux enthusiasts who can't stop evangelizing their distro and normal humans who just want to exist in peace. The NixOS fan is going full technical manifesto about package management superiority while the other person's "Cool." response carries the weight of a thousand silent screams. It's the digital equivalent of someone explaining their CrossFit routine while you desperately search for the exit.