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Nothing says "I'm a real programmer" like spending 80% of your time frantically Googling "how to exit vim" for the 47th time this week. While normal people worry about finding inappropriate texts, your partner just discovered your deepest, darkest shame: you still can't remember if it's :wq , :q! , or just smashing your keyboard until something happens. The true walk of shame isn't leaving someone's apartment—it's admitting you've been using Vim for 5 years and still need to look up basic commands. At least she now knows why you're always muttering "hjkl" in your sleep.

When your code is so broken even Batman can't save it. This poor soul's infinite loop is so desperate it made it to the Yellow Pages! Next to "WAYNE BRUCE (MILLIONAIRE)" no less. I guess when your pointers are harder to follow than Bruce Wayne's secret identity, it's time to call in the Caped Debug-Crusader. The -4 downvotes really complete the tragedy. Classic Stack Overflow - where your desperate plea for help gets closed faster than you can say "null pointer exception."

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Content from random import randint as rand while rand(0, 10000000) - 5000000: